Kurt Cobain policy

A policy in acted by a higher power that is so bad you acutely want to kill you'r self.

the school just released a new Kurt Cobain policy, fuck.

Kurt Cobain policy by help69 December 13, 2018

No asian dating policy 

Also called "No dating asian policy", a rule followed by racist Asian women who worship white men that argues dating Asian men is weird because look like their brothers.

Asian guy: Hey-
Asian girl: Sorry, I have a no asian dating policy

No asian dating policy by Gumbald May 22, 2022

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insurance policy

A person below a 7 who you make a connection with early in the night who you know for sure is into you. If you don't end up with anything better at the end of the night you fall back on your insurance policy. Never get caught referring to somebody as an insurance policy.

I'm just going to take the insurance policy.

insurance policy by Urinestain May 31, 2017

open-pussy-policy 

The tendency of European women to let almost anyone's penis enter their vagina.

Fashionista #1: Honestly, I think he would take whatever comes his way. He just wants to get laid.
Fashionista #2: And what? She's easy?
Fashionista #1: You know those European girls. She has an open-pussy-policy.

open-pussy-policy by shelledincombates May 15, 2009

Wellness Policy 

A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.

The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.

Wellness Policy by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

arab foreign policy

Overly optimistic efforts by western and eastern countries to get backward people to at least just enjoy life and quit wasting their lives trying to preserve some outdated man-fantasy.

Well, introducing democracy seens a bit premature to our Islamic friends. Why not start with a simpler arab foreign policy and teach them how to wipe ther asses with something besides their fingers? Seems like a good first step for all of us.

arab foreign policy by Abdullah Sanitation October 3, 2005