Pole Vaulter 

(noun)- men or women who like to run with really long poles, cram them into holes, grip and rip their way to nosebleed heights, only to come back down to earth while wearing the skimpiest shorts ever. Theese people tend to be the hottest in the world.

Did you see that guy just pole vault? He beat the record and jumped 15 feet.

Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!

A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.

Pole Vaulter by awesomeninja22 August 2, 2009

Pole jockin 

someone who follows after a trend, just because everyone else does it or one who knows nothing about a thing but claims to be an originator or even a co-creator, basically someone fake,fraud,not real

You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.

Pole jockin by Jack"Fly-Boy Ace" Boykings December 9, 2007

pole smoking

cock sucking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.

pole smoking by kirby April 21, 2004

pole dancing 

when someone dance around a pole, usually exotically.

that bitch does the best pole dancing with your top off.

pole dancing by call me joe January 21, 2003

pole action

A user of internet message boards who is desperate for a homosexual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own sexual pleasure.

Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.

His wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night Darren was on the internet as pole action

pole action by PhilBrown June 23, 2007

pole jam 

a pipe coming vertically out of the ground. usually as a barrier between automobiles and the side of a building, etc. but said pipe has been carelessly backed into, leaving it at or near a 45 degree angle, rendering it skatable.

i found a wicked pole jam and pole jammed it 5th try!

pole jam by viciousk March 11, 2009

pole strap 

One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.

Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.

Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.

"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."

"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"

"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."

pole strap by pillboxhat June 2, 2010