Platonia

Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'

Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.

There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.

The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.

No one gets with Annie, that bitch is the Queen of Platonia.

by Artemis Grey April 19, 2008

peleton

The main group of a bicycle race in which most of the riders are located.

Lance Armstrong broke away from the peleton to form a chase group.

by Owen Cass October 7, 2006

platonic

Completely and totally ::just friends::

Kevin talks to me all the time, so my friend thinks he likes me. But I've told her again and again, it's just platonic.

by broadway* February 14, 2006

platonidate

Going out with a friend of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're gay/lesbian) for a fun Platonic time that might have otherwise been a date.

Also known as "friends," which is harder to explain to a spouse when one is married.

I'm going to dinner at Wild Ginger then to see Rent with Pat, my platonidate for the evening.

My husband went out for drinks with his platonidate last night. I hope she helped him pick some nice jewelry for my birthday!

by mountaingrrrl June 17, 2009

Platonic harassment

When your boss makes you be their friend even though you just want a healthy working relationship.

I experienced platonic harassment last night - I didn't want to go out after work but I thought my boss might fire me if I didn't.

by Employee/Friend September 25, 2010

Platoniromantic

An LGBTQIA+ sexuality where platonic (strong friendship) feelings and romantic feelings are indistinguishable. It can be paired with another romantic orientation, such as a platoniromantic aromantic. It is on the aro spectrum.

Person 1 - Hey guys, I'm coming out to you as platoniromantic.

Person 2 - Oh cool, well I'm not sure what that means so I better look up the definition on Urban Dictionary.

by S'mee, Larkspur. November 8, 2020

platonic nut

When you get that nut off by a girl you consider as close as family

Bruh last night I got that platonic nut off

by juul queen May 1, 2018