John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011

that girl is a real crowd pleaser

A line from the popular hit single, "Black Beatles" by the hip-hop group Rae Sremmurd. The group confirmed that the popular line is in reference to an entertaining performer whose talent pleases the surrounding audience.

Did you see Beyonce's Super Bowl performance? That girl is a real crowd pleaser!

by RapGeniusFr3ak January 16, 2017

3 cheeser pepperoni pleaser

you cum in a girl three times with your pepperoni and it pleases her!

I cave your mom a 3 cheeser pepperoni pleaser!

by Dave Willard March 17, 2008

cheese pleaser

A guy who engages in sexual pleasures with another guy.

"Hey you know that James kid? well he did Calvin in, therefore hes a cheese pleaser"

by Danlon08 January 29, 2008

prick pleaser

A prick pleaser is the opposite of a prick teaser. A prick teaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively but doesn't do the deed. A prick pleaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively and does do the deed. A prick pleaser pleases pricks

You were amazing. You're not a prick teaser, you're a prick pleaser. And I thought nothing was going to happen.

by RazMutant July 9, 2014

Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.

Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023