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John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.
my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.
by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011
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that girl is a real crowd pleaser

A line from the popular hit single, "Black Beatles" by the hip-hop group Rae Sremmurd. The group confirmed that the popular line is in reference to an entertaining performer whose talent pleases the surrounding audience.
Did you see Beyonce's Super Bowl performance? That girl is a real crowd pleaser!
by RapGeniusFr3ak January 16, 2017
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3 cheeser pepperoni pleaser

you cum in a girl three times with your pepperoni and it pleases her!
I cave your mom a 3 cheeser pepperoni pleaser!
by Dave Willard March 17, 2008
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Tweezer Pleaser

A woman who has a knack for giving head to men with small penises
-"yo me and andre just got back to back BJ's from Jenn"
-"Yeah i heard she was a Tweezer Pleaser"
-"Our dicks are so small when we sword fight our belly buttons touch"
by The Big Burger May 29, 2011
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cheese pleaser

A guy who engages in sexual pleasures with another guy.
"Hey you know that James kid? well he did Calvin in, therefore hes a cheese pleaser"
by Danlon08 January 29, 2008
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prick pleaser

A prick pleaser is the opposite of a prick teaser. A prick teaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively but doesn't do the deed. A prick pleaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively and does do the deed. A prick pleaser pleases pricks
You were amazing. You're not a prick teaser, you're a prick pleaser. And I thought nothing was going to happen.
by RazMutant July 9, 2014
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prostate pleaser

When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.
Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.
by 1337-F337-100P June 19, 2018
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