Plamen

The name of a person who is never on time.

"Guess who is late, it's Plamen of course."

by svetsls August 7, 2022

playment

Fun-based reimbursement dat you give/allow someone in exchange for his having provided you wif goods and/or services.

Common forms of "guy helping gal" playment include her letting him "squeeze theeze" in gratitude for his performing a little house/yard/vehicle maintenance, taking a shower wif him after he's completed a hot/dusty task, sharing a bouncy-bouncy once he's built/repaired her bed-frame and/or straightened up da bedclothes, etc.

by QuacksO January 15, 2023

placenta perm

when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl

“i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”

by ginabeena June 10, 2023

placenta

someone who waits until the exact moment someone turns 18 to start dating them

bro you're a placenta 💀💀💀💀

by longdogman June 10, 2025

Plementous

Someone who is annoying AF and talks when nobody cares.

"Bro did you see abby? She keeps talking in the GC"
"Shes so plementous"

by saltine815 July 13, 2025

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 4, 2010

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't

She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby

by J768977i9 May 24, 2016