pinocchio beef

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.

Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"

Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)

by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

auto-auto-pilot

When you zone out while driving, and the car seems to obey all rules of the road and drive itself to the destination. You usually wake back up eventually, and are confused and amazed.

whoa man, I was driving home last night and i totally went on auto-auto-pilot all the way to my drive way, it was really weird.

by cpt.feelgood June 18, 2009

Pilot

the first episode of a television series which is known as pilot because the show is metaphorically "taking off".

Amber: "Did you watch the pilot episode of Gossip Girl?"
Jessica: "Yeah! It was great I can't wait to see next week's episode!"

by Hiijenny August 4, 2008

Elevator Pilot

Noun - what you call a guy, usually in a College Dorm, that has been taped to a chair and placed in the elevator with only his underpants on, then you press every button and send him on his journey for all to see.

Note: Easier if the intended victim (Pilot) is excessively drunk.

"The next time Edgar pukes in our room, we make him the Elevator Pilot. That'll teach him."

by Formless July 28, 2009

data piñata

Big Data method that consists of whacking data with a stick and hopefully some insights will come out.

The Big Data Scientist made a Twitter data piñata and found that Saturdays are the weekdays with the most tweets linking to kitty pictures.

by dgarcia_eu January 16, 2015

piñata girl

A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.

Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?

DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.

Tony: What a piñata girl!

DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?

by SlingdogMillionaire October 22, 2013

pincter

Tiny hole at the tip of a mans penis

Dude, my pincter was on fire last night after I had sex with your girlfriend

by Matt512143 August 11, 2015