Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

Get out my way pimping

A term used to warn fools to leave the premise due to one's strapped nature.

Cop: Why are all you and the rest of these hoes standing outside the club.

Hoe 1: Because these two guys were gettin into it, and one of them yelled "Get out my way pimping" so we cleared the floor..

Cop: Ok I'll radio for backup..

Hoe 2: Hellz chea.. lock up that fool

by baskin robbin April 11, 2007

pimping machine

s.o. who's able to fuck as good as kusha

i fucked that hoe like a pimping machine last night

by hustlaaa August 2, 2006

pming

private messaging

<tech|support>diode : was prolly pming some1

by ben dalgas December 23, 2003

honors pimping

A Honors Economics class that has suddenly turned from teaching the kids about the economy, to teaching the kids how to be pimps.

Mr.Crotty's 4th block class

by Chelsey February 13, 2005

Piping bag

A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting

Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!

by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

B Piking

To constantly want a large pike in your mouth. A large round shaft. The constant and unconditional craving for dick.

Ian: Yo dude, let's go score some women.
Ben: Nah man, I'm sort of B Piking right now. I gotta get my hands on some prime meat.

by Jesus Goldberg January 22, 2008