Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.

FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...

by Skrrtt August 13, 2024

heavenly pillar

Heavenly pillar is a heavenly dick

Guy 1: Yo, how was sex with Bob?
Girl 1: Great! He had a heavenly pillar
Guy 1: Lucky!

Girl 1: I know right!

by GirlieSmorly123 September 9, 2022

stone pillar

When a mans penis is so hard that it can break rocks in one hit.

I will smash you all with my stone pillar.

by FireShotGamer December 17, 2017

pillar pussy

The greatest, sexiest, best pussy that represents what other womens pussy’s should aspire to be.

1. I was talking to that one chick and came right out and said “I’ve heard a lot about that pillar pussy. Can I have a shot?”

2. Lemme see that pillar pussy mama

by Cocoa Smooth January 24, 2018

Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.

Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”

by Slinkypeepee January 6, 2024

Pillar Condoms

The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.

Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.

by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010

meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017