pikey pat

this person is a mix of pikey, chav and townie, so we called him pikey pat, as his name is pat. he lives in hereford and goes to st marys school, yr 11, he seems to be obsessed wit my mate charlie. we saw him at rowing, and he had a burberry cap on, tilted upwards, a cheap looking tracksuit, and other pikeyfied clothing :P

charlie is being stalked, turns around, sees pikey pat.

by georgiadasplodge January 29, 2005

pikey kiss

A pikey kiss is when you light your cigarette on someone else's whilst both holding the cigarettes in your mouths.

Me and George did a pikey kiss the other day.

Aww, my lighter just broke, mind doing a pikey kiss?

by mollymollymolly27 December 16, 2008

pikey pop

A generic, non-brand fizzy drink for kids. The worst offender is Panda Cola.

'When we were kids, our mum would give us pikey pop to take to school. the additives made my brother go mental'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

Pikey Nikey

goods which are bad rip offs of standard brands, usually the preserve of the economically and socially challenged.Such goods are available in any crusty urban market

That violent mugger was dressed in mostly pikey nikey, officer.

by Shane.D June 18, 2008

pikie/ pikey

these are the common people that invade all normally life and replace it with simple immature twats who recon there hard walst wearing baby blue clothes and the girls with there gold coated plastic toilet seat earings. most places have local hard areas with high crime rate because there so good at theift they steal your wheels off you vehical waslt its moving.

pikies + money = imposable
'i fucking hate pikies'

by petter rabbit October 3, 2003

pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

joke pikey

someone who hears a joke someone else has said quietly, and yells it out to anyone that will listen. (usually no-one listens to them)

OMG, you just pikeyed my joke! you're such a joke pikey!

by my name is better than yours! February 11, 2010