Every year, thousands of chickens are mistreated, and forced to dress up in tuxedos. Why? Because people refuse to accept that penguins don't exist, and corporate America is taking advantage of this by creating funds to help protect penguins! How can we protect whats not real!? The media is only furthering this lie with movies like "Happy Feet". America's children are being tricked into thinking that penguins are real! The truth must be heard!
Sure, some of you may say "Hey penguins exist, I've seent them at the Zoo" WRONG!!! That was a chicken forced to dress in tuxedos. It is a common misconception for people to confuse penguins with chickens in tuxedos. Tuxedo chickens are being shipped to the Arctic every year to further this lie. And as my colleague Dr. Hu pointed out, in these frozen tundras the chickens freeze to death, and even worse the tuxedos that they are wearing are dry clean only, forcing the chickens to constantly buy new tuxedos.
Please, stop the ignorance! Expand the truth, tell your neighbors, friends, family, and co-workers the truth about penguins! Maybe someday the lie well be swept from this planet, and the poor tuxedo chickens can go back to their recently expanded cages (thanks to prop 2).
Many still argue that penguins do exist, so let me ask those "believers".
"How do you prove the existence of an airplane?"
You will undoubtedly answer "I have been within an airplane, therefore proving that they exist. How can one be present in something that does not exist."
I therefore respond "Have you ever been in a penguin?"
Dr.Long gave further evidence to their nonexistence by simply stating "Penguins are not in the Bible, therefore they do not exist".
Furthermore "Penguins" are not only chickens forced into tuxedos, but they are starved chickens, otherwise why would they be so slim?
Sure, some of you may say "Hey penguins exist, I've seent them at the Zoo" WRONG!!! That was a chicken forced to dress in tuxedos. It is a common misconception for people to confuse penguins with chickens in tuxedos. Tuxedo chickens are being shipped to the Arctic every year to further this lie. And as my colleague Dr. Hu pointed out, in these frozen tundras the chickens freeze to death, and even worse the tuxedos that they are wearing are dry clean only, forcing the chickens to constantly buy new tuxedos.
Please, stop the ignorance! Expand the truth, tell your neighbors, friends, family, and co-workers the truth about penguins! Maybe someday the lie well be swept from this planet, and the poor tuxedo chickens can go back to their recently expanded cages (thanks to prop 2).
Many still argue that penguins do exist, so let me ask those "believers".
"How do you prove the existence of an airplane?"
You will undoubtedly answer "I have been within an airplane, therefore proving that they exist. How can one be present in something that does not exist."
I therefore respond "Have you ever been in a penguin?"
Dr.Long gave further evidence to their nonexistence by simply stating "Penguins are not in the Bible, therefore they do not exist".
Furthermore "Penguins" are not only chickens forced into tuxedos, but they are starved chickens, otherwise why would they be so slim?
by antipenguinconspiracy March 31, 2009
Get the Penguinmug. When a girl gives a guy a blow job then pretends to swallow only to come up for a kiss and dump his load into his mouth. Much like a penguin feeds their young.
This girl totally Penguined me last night! "WHAT?!? She did The Penguin to you too?"
"I was sick of swallowing so I did The Penguin to him instead. Can you say in your face any louder?!?!"
"I was sick of swallowing so I did The Penguin to him instead. Can you say in your face any louder?!?!"
by CrackHead12 June 21, 2011
Get the The Penguinmug. by kccc March 11, 2020
Get the penguinmug. A possibly mythical creature that will definitely take over the world one day, and will either kill or enslave all humans, those who purposely cause global warming and don't care, eat them alive
The penguin army will take over
No they won't
Look, there's one now
Little weir-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! He's eating me!!!
Told ya
No they won't
Look, there's one now
Little weir-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! He's eating me!!!
Told ya
by TheEvilDodo March 30, 2017
Get the Penguinmug. Someone who is an absolute beast at fortnite and is goated on the keyboard and mouse. He should definitely be able to qualify for the World Cup next year.
by The Obvious Crusader July 25, 2019
Get the Penguinmug. 
Get the penguinationmug. A waddling thing that looks like a kawaii bird that does not fly at all HA. The majestic bird can swim fast and waddle like a earthquake.
by penguinsarebae January 11, 2017
Get the penguinmug.