peetus

slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme

andy szeto is a peetus

by tony illes March 5, 2008

Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

by Paddy V June 14, 2007

Double Penetrate

Be fucked anally and up teh vagina at the same time

Josh fucked hot Stephanie up the ass while Erik fucked her up the vagina.

by YOUR NAME August 20, 2004

Paget

an amazing girl who is always there for other no matter the circumstances, is funny, nice, and adorable. if you've had her in your life and lost her than you're the biggest fool out there. she loves beyond words and she gives the best head and is amazing in bed.

Everyone needs a girl like Paget in there life.

by bones420xxx May 23, 2016

penile penetration

The act of ramming one's penis really hard into a rectum or vaginal cavity.

"How did his penis break again?"
"Penile penetration."

by penileperpetrator69 July 14, 2019

triple crown of penetration

within any 24 hr period, if you shoot 3 separate loads into 3 separate orifices (mouth, snatch and ass)in no specific order, you have achieved the esteemed "triple crown of penetration"

the "tcop" only pertains to natural orifices

if you create a new orifice and subsequently fuck and nut in that orifice, you are automatically disqualified because you are way to fucked up

It was cold and rainy all weekend, so "insert girlfriends name" and I chilled in, and by the way, I worked a "triple crown of penetration" (the crowd roars)

by buddyluv January 26, 2004

double penetration

Simultanious penetration of a women's vagina and anus by two men

by Dr. Porn September 4, 2003