peedles

A womans piss flaps(Labia)

I was wearing my bodysuit and the studs unsnapped and twisted itself around my peedles.........It hurt more than a man catching his foreskin his zipper

by Miss Peedle July 21, 2007

peedultery

Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.

Dan habitually commits peedultery with Jasmin because he drinks so much soda.

by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011

Pedestrians

Basically stupid people on foot.

1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!

Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??

by cpetkunas February 21, 2019

evil pedestrianism

twisted realization of the chronic faults of society. this may result in you hating your life, the world and/or the lives of other people (Republicans, etc.)

I just had a major experience of evil pedestrianism... North Korea about to fuck us up!!!

People need ID to get ID... smfh @ this evil pedestrianism.

by Feorged Orman June 16, 2009

Pedestridouche

the person who strolls across the street in front of your car like they have no place they need to be, often while on the phone

I know I can't legally run you over with my car but when you turn into a pedestridouche the voices in my head say it's OK.

by AnnoyedCommuter October 18, 2011

pedestriate

a : the act of going, walking, traveling, or what pedestrians perform on foot
b : of, relating to, or designed for walking as a pedestrian

Root word:

Latin pedestr-, pedester, literally, going on foot, from ped-, pes foot
First known use: 1716

Gerard yelled at his girlfriend as his flip flops slapped the sidewalk while he continued to pedestriate on the streets of downtown Richmont.

walk travel on feet

by sodabot June 26, 2016

peeist

professional person who can pee good

oh man you are a peeist

by Earth Worm Sally May 26, 2018