Pebi

A penis that is the same size whether it is erect or not. The only aspect that changes upon excitement is the firmness of the genitalia.

"Last night my boy Shaho slapped my face with his erect pebi before we took a dip in the pool"

by schlongswinger99 March 14, 2015

Pelichin

1) A human being possesing a supernatural mandible.
2) Enormous lower jaw capable of holding, storing, or capturing food.

Justin Perez has the biggest Pelichin I've ever seen.

by googly0714 October 4, 2009

Pebnis

Referring to a minuscule penis, comparing it to the size of a pebble

Sally was extremely disappointed when he whipped out his pebnis

by SwaggyP86 March 31, 2015

Banana Peeling

Taking a young boy's virginity; the male equivalent of cherry popping.

My Aunt Annabelle went on a drunken banana peeling spree when she crashed my junior prom.

by G2mbstone September 25, 2008

Peeling Paint

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a deuce and the foul smell is peeling paint off the walls

Matt: Jamie, where have you been?

Jamie: I was down on the fourth floor peeling paint!

by mbenge August 18, 2008

Peeling the Label

Usually viewed as an indication of Sexual Frustration. Affected persons will be seen trying to remove the label from a beer, pop, or juice bottle. Some will play it off as simply boredom, or high anxiety. In some cases, may be remedied by removing said label and presenting it to a person of your choosing, if they accept your label then you could be getting some.

Well she was fighting them off

At a corner table

She had a longneck bottle

She was peeling the label

The look on her face

It was perfectly clear

She said somebody please

Get me out of here

The look she shot me

Through the glass refraction

Said a little less talk

And a lot more action

- Toby Keith in "a little less talk and a lot more action"

by The Beermandu August 1, 2011

Pelican Talk

A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.

Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.

by Rory Arthur March 15, 2008