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Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance
'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.
by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008
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Paddock Lake

A small town in southeastern kenosha county that has nothing to do. Also considered hickville
Man why are we going to paddock lake?
by Reaper89 August 10, 2008
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Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids
A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!
by tomafishaful November 12, 2011
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paddock laugh

every now and then you come out with a spectacular laugh. spectacular meaning really loud and often snorty. this is the sort of laugh that other people should not be exposed to and so should only be done in the middle of a paddock.
*paddock laughter*

yeah, i'm crappy at examples....so what?
by wild_stylee May 19, 2005
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Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...
by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010
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pajdo

I am a pajdoman
by Vulic Veljko October 26, 2017
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startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.
That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.
by MyCow October 20, 2014
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