Patros

Best know for his powerful intellect and strategic mind, Patros is a very strong and unique person. His natural confidence can draw people to him professionally, socially, and romantically. Patros isn't afraid to break the rules or risk disapproval. He has the ability to teach himself and master any topic that interests him because he believes that through willpower and intelligence, he can achieve any goal. Patros knows what he likes and couldn't care less about trends. You are lucky if you have someone like him in your life because he will always be there for you when you need it.

Patros is the best. I love patros.

by Cali559 November 30, 2021

party patrol

Taking your nuts out of your pants and screaming "Party Patrol!"in a public area. Usually done when running or bouncing around.

"Hey look, its the Party Patrol!"

by UnclePlant April 19, 2008

Grom patrol

When surfing, all of the older men leave the water so that the only people out surfing are the kids (18 and below), known as "Grom Patrol"

Yeah that guy finally left! It's grom patrol out here now!

by mmmmokkkkkk March 1, 2009

Paw Patrol

The TV show for kids that teaches them that they too, can break the laws of physics.

Kid:"Mommy? Can I jump off the roof? I won't get hurt if the Paw Patrol can't get hurt from it..."
Mom: "Well, if the Paw Patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. Go right ahead."
Kid jumps off the roof and should've snapped his/her neck and died. But didn't...
Thanks physics <:'(

by FuryFreeze2055 June 14, 2016

mole patrol

A herd of skanky girls, often loud and thought to be drunk at first glance. Consists typically of the stereotype known elsewhere as trailer trash.

~"Don't look now Larry, but the mole patrol just rounded the corner."

by coryinc September 19, 2006

Patron XOver

An extreme hangover which is the result of drinking way too much freakin' booze and having "just one more shot!" of Patron XO.

Damn, I have a wicked ass Patron XOver. What the fuck did I do lastnite?

I wish Kelly didn't talk me into those last 5 shots; I wouldn't have this fuckin' Patron XOver. I need 3 advil and a gallon of water.... and please close the shades the sun is blinding.

by Michele one fuckin L January 13, 2010

Penis Patrol

Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.

Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.

by Wang Ninja August 20, 2003