pastor pillow

Skipping church and choosing to sleep in at the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

Last Sunday I fucked off church, instead, I went the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere October 28, 2017

pasterd

A lonely boy that finds schommers attractive and doesn't have a life and is nueter!

That boy over there is such a pasterd!

by Handlehand February 16, 2018

Pastaism

Someone who loves pasta like a certain Italian satanic dancer

Doitsu fears the cult of pastaism

by Smol mishka October 10, 2018

pasta booty

Wiggles but it keeps its shape.

She got a pasta booty! or That girl over there with the pasta booty

by sparkiegirl June 15, 2020

Pastor Porkchop

A Pastor just telling bits & pieces of the Bible. Not telling the parts that was taken out.

So why didn't Carleska go to church today?

She doesn't need to hear that stuff that Pastor Porkchop say. Maybe she didn't want to go she doesn't have to explain her reasons.

by Shek Dawg 98 September 27, 2020

Pantarama

An emotion, The feeling of love and hate. As some describe it as stressful love with the butterfly sensation& floating feeling you get in your stomach but included with pain. When you listen to Pink Pantheress

I feel Pantarama when I listen to JUST FOR ME by Pink Pantheress.

by Whoiskiki August 25, 2021

Pasta Pirate

A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.

That, Sandy is such a pasta pirate

by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023