The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.

"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."

by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025

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google password

the most complex fucking thing in the world

my password: "ooga booga 7&"
google password: "VKRtyu8viweby8I&Y TE^*& HN&37t867868767878^^*&&*^&*^&*^^&*^*&^*&*^&:)n7bgrvfyih7nbi8en3hg2yvtFVFTFFTTFCCTTRV*&H^(*N #&(*^&*W657875ryoure gayhygtyhgthygthyygthygtyhgthygtJHHHHHHHHHHHH@B&* #BH68j63657%%^%^65754784678o6589689^%&(^%*%$&*^(^%$#^%*&%$#$"

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

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password shuffle

Constantly changing your password so crackers can't get in.

Hun I did the password shuffle too many times and forgot my password.

by Timmy March 27, 2016

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Forgetting Your Password

A common illness with quite a few symptoms. For example it may cause swearing of the tongue, Being unable to open certain things, and a very miserable mood. It may make it hard to do many things like the simple task of checking your phone. There are two main cures to this illness. One being the one most people get is called changing the password. And the other is actually remembering a password, sadly the latter is usually much harder to get. One way to prevent this is a shot called writing the password down though it may risk another illness called theft.

Jeremy caught a terrible case of forgetting your password.

by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023

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Million Dollar Password

An updated version of the game show Password on CBS, which was hosted by Regis Philbin and ran from June 1, 2008, to June 14, 2009.

The Million Dollar Password round had a six-step prize ladder with a top prize of $1,000,000.13 The contestant's partner in this round was the celebrity with whom the contestant earned more points in the elimination game

by Wendysfg August 9, 2023

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