parking lot zombie

Usually a homeless or drug-seeking person who waits in parking lots to acost people for money while they get out of their vehicles. Uneasily detered, they shamble from one car to another much like the living dead.

Man to wife: Oh shit Mary, roll up the window. It's a parking lot zombie!
Wife to man: Oh Harold, I am scared of his staggering gait, his lip smacking, and his wild-eyed stare!
Man to Parking Lot Zombie: (gesturing to an empty wallet)
Parking Lot Zombie: ahgggghhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhh(Spots a Lexus SUV pulling up to the Walgreens and heads towards it)
Man to wife: Hurry up and get into the store! Move it! Move it!

by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007

parking hog

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.

That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.

by backinbowl February 7, 2010

TV parking

Rock Star Parking is also called 'TV parking' for the private-eyes and other TV characters who always manage to get a parking spot right at the front door of every restaurant, mall, business, apartment or other address they are seeking.

Rockford always manages to get TV parking, so why can't I?

by Patrick Spreng September 6, 2008

Church Parking Lot

The church parking lot is the place where you can hang out with someone until 10:00 pm. Everyone looks at you and thinks you are sketchy but lets be honest, we are in a church parking lot.

Dude: Hey, lets hang out in the church parking lot after a church event and look sketchy.
Dudette: Let's do it! But i have to leave at 10:00pm
Andrew: You two are so sketchy.

by Ya boi McLovin January 5, 2016

South Parkish

South Parkish, a term referring to the popular adult animated television show “South Park”. This term is used to describe something as obscene, sexual, and all around unsettling.

Guy 1: It’s not my fault my dad had sex with your mom. Your moms just a slut.

Guy 2: It’s very South Parkish of you to say that. Also your dad did what?! AND DONT YOU DARE CALL MY MOM A SLUT

by Kenundrum August 5, 2021

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.

We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

by taodiorne March 15, 2009

parking lot pimping

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.

Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.

by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007