kernel panic

A kernel panic is a type of error that occurs when the core (kernel) of an operating system receives an instruction in an unexpected format, or that it fails to handle properly. A kernel panic may also follow when the operating system is not able to recover from a different type of error. A kernel panic can be caused by damaged or incompatible software or, more rarely, damaged or incompatible hardware.

Dude, my laptop sucks... it suddenly developed a kernel panic about 15 seconds after boot-up.

by jheath April 27, 2004

Panic Attack

The absolute worst possible feeling a person can ever experience. Period. Basically having a panic attack feels like impending doom even though absolutely nothing can be going wrong in the outside world. Symptoms include, but are certainly not limited to:

Intense Anxiety/fear
Dizziness
Tingling sensation
Fear of heart stopping
Tunnel Vision
Spinning/Spiraling sensation when you close your eyes
Throat/airway constricting
Heart palpitations
Pounding/racing heart/thoughts
Sweating

Basically, it just majorly sucks balls to go through a (real) panic attack. Panic attacks are one of the most misunderstood terms in today's vocabulary. Commonly in today's society people will make the statement "I'm having a panic attack because I have so much work/school/other issues to think about", this of course is not true, because someone who is going through a panic attack is literally so scared they can't even speak. It is actually a mental disorder that should be treated immediately because literally NO ONE deserves to feel this shitty.

See "Hell"

If I met the man who murdered my grandmother, and had the option of making him experience panic attacks as punishment, I don't think I would. Literally crushing his nuts with 2 bricks would be a less severe punishment

by Chainsaw152 October 5, 2009

panicdoo

n., 1. a highly emotional state in which one may assume defecation is imminent. 2. any bowel excrement, other than gaseous, produced in response to a high level of anxiety. v., 3. the act of defecating in response to extreme anxiety.

I know that you are worried about your hair but don't let it get you into a panicdoo. If she doesn't calm down we'll be dealing with a panicdoo. Sure the boss is intimidating, but don't have a panicdoo.
The root words of panicdoo are, of course, panic and doodoo.
This word came about when a doctor abbreviated panic disorder on a prescription as panic DO. I suspect that after the word comes into widespread usage the the more hip folks will begin to shorten it to p-do.

by Rxlead May 7, 2008

Panic Click

The act of clicking a new tab or window on an internet browser for the purpose of hiding whatever was on the screen from your boss/spouse/parent/roommate, and give the impression of doing something productive.

1. I had to panic click off of facebook when my boss popped up behind me.

2. Rob tried to panic click, but it was too late, his mom caught him watching gay midget porn.

by SonnyB0y August 17, 2009

Panenis

A penal gland with vertical deficiencies, almost flat in dimension.

That panenis looks like it could have been in a panini press.

by Odorless Manatee August 25, 2011

Panic scrape

The act of scrapping semen out of your missus pussy after you have finished in it, due to the state of panic. Tried and tested but not a scientifically effective form of contraception.

Example 1. Cam panic scraped his load out of his bitch for the fifth time today bro
Example 2. Wow, dude how has Jon not got his mitty pregnant yet? Bro he panic scrapes her puss dude works 100% of the time

by treepuncher101 October 1, 2018

organic panic

When a douchy, moccasin wearing, cool bearded hipster dude and his equally douchy girlfriend named Kale, who breastfeeds a baby that's not hers, can't find an organic product at the supermarket and they go apeshit.

Trader Joe's at night, probably on Earth Day. DOUCHY FEMALE BREASTFEEDING BABY THAT'S NOT HERS: (flabbergasted) "What the fuck? Where's the organic quinoa? There's no organic quinoa! HIPSTER DUDE: (Screaming effeminately at a Trader Joe's crewman ) "Where's the organic quinoa? This is the 21st century, they don't have these problems in Canada man." LOUDSPEAKER : "Organic panic aisle 3, I repeat, Organic panic aisle 3. Prepare for inevitable hissy fit, words of entitlement , and of course, vote for Bernie discourse.

by Terio Marin May 23, 2016