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Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
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Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”
by Squactus January 6, 2020
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Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
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Paninis And Bikinis

A store in New York where they don't wear bikinis but they sell paninis...LOL stupid as fuck
I went to Paninis and Bikinis and i was literally stunned by how horrible the service was!
by 3ar September 19, 2012
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The Elven Panini

Being squished between GentleGF's and GentleBF's breasts during her live stream, whether it be on Twitch or other live streaming platform.
The chat was pressed into The Elven Panini when we reached 200 subs on a single Twitch stream!
by Infinite ASMR October 9, 2023
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Panini

"You should kys, because that'd be panini of you!"

"Hey Tom, nice shot! That's pretty panini!"
by !!MAYHEM!! December 23, 2023
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Zyko Panini Maker

A person who cooks panini's for panda's.
Elijah is such a good zyko panini maker.
by ShayBuddy5304 October 23, 2020
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