A Dirty Pandora is when their box is gorgeous on the outside but is brings nothing but woe and calamity.
Dude Amy has the best cookie ever but ever since I fucked her my life has been ruined! She's a Dirty Pandora.
by Miraland Pandora June 6, 2020
Get the Dirty Pandoramug. Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck
Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?
Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?
by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025
Get the pandora's lube bottlemug. by Erfaniom June 12, 2021
Get the Pandora knowersmug. Pandora Rosier is quite literally the most perfect human being. She’s Evan Rosier’s sister and Pandora Lovegood’s mother. She’s the perfect amount of crazy and caring. she is also my wife
by Uhhhhhhhhhhh bcjr’s boyfriend February 18, 2025
Get the Pandora Rosiermug. A game in which you and your friends play different stations on Pandora.com
It's all about having fun and finding new music.
It's all about having fun and finding new music.
Person 1: Hey you want to play Pandora Wars?
Person 2: I like Spotify Wars more.
Person 1: Hey as long as good music is being played, that's all that matters!
Person 2: I like Spotify Wars more.
Person 1: Hey as long as good music is being played, that's all that matters!
by InterstellerEndeavor395 June 20, 2018
Get the Pandora Warsmug. (Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.
Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!
by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025
Get the Pandora's Ballsmug. Little Miss Márquez's ancient ancestor who took "exploring" to an excessive degree; thanks to her excessive inquisitiveness in wanting to know what was in The Forbidden Box, we all now have to suffer with negative/destructive tendencies in each other, such as greed, lust, jealousy, and so on.
Too bad that Epimetheus didn't install a padlock on the box of evil demons, since this might have prevented PanDora the Explorer from opening it and thus releasing all the horrible denizens contained within.
by QuacksO December 13, 2018
Get the PanDora the Explorermug.