almond palmer

A mix of almond milk and lemonade, at room temp.

I had a nice almond palmer.

by KingDerpichu36 November 3, 2018

Palmer Johnson

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.

Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.

by OhNahBruh June 17, 2018

Ryan Palmer

A very rude and unkempt person with zero morals or personal values of any kind. Most likely treats women as objects and is predictably a chronic douchebag

Person a: wow what a fool.
Person b: yeah that's Ryan Palmer.

by Tiddymamma69 September 22, 2019

Anal Palmer

When you felch lemonade out of your partners ass

The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.

by Mycatlego September 9, 2019

mr palmer

a gay man married to a magnificent french fellow, he is also a pimp, who goes under many other names such as fletch, aidan, the gandhi waffle and gay justin.

person 1: I can't talk right now I need to go see my pimp.
person 2: The one that is married to that french fellow?
person 1: yes, goes by the name of mr palmer
person 2: but i thought his name was fletch
person 1: shh, we don't speak of his other names.

by scumbeater141 November 15, 2013

Salty Palmer

The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.

Bitch wouldn't let me cum in her so I gave her the salty palmer.

by ErZaMaKy October 25, 2011

Ian Palmer

n. To put more effort than required, resulting in minimal reward.

Your lab report was 5 pages long? Shit, I wrote only half a page. You pulled an Ian Palmer.

by xxx_420noscoper_xxx November 11, 2014