Push ups

They're not the same when the weather is no good.

You do 15 push ups in a nor'Easter, people are still going to fuck with you when they see you, so you do at least 17 push ups in a hurricane and you keep trying to improve and do more, and work on your upper body strength.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

push up

sb that will push yo pussy ass bf or gf off ha li ass scooter 🛴 🤮, & somebody thats scoring more den scooters 🏎3️⃣.

ill push up on you , push up bitch

by ireanna freeman April 13, 2020

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

A thousand push up’s’

Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.

-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99

“Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”

“ A thousand push up’s’ ”

by UR COOCHIE BEAR 💗💗 June 12, 2024

one finger push-up

An Anime stunt that involves doing a push-up with your pinky. Often used in more unknown animes’.

Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???

by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023

Push up punishment

You cannot make a student do any physical activity in lesson, it is humiliation, banned and also illegal. A student has every ugh to report a teacher if they abuse the punishment that the school/college give them access too. Oxford university studies say that this form of punishment is unfair and goes against ones human rights.

My teacher can’t make me do push up punishment .

by Dr Emma Roberts. Health November 26, 2018

Canadian Push Ups

Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.

Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?

by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020