Promise Rong

Many parents make a pledge wit h thier children (most commonly, daughters) to wait until marriage to have sex. The parents give the child a ring, called a promise ring, and it symbolizes their promise to wait.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.

Mandyxoxo5's about me;
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.

(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!

by Banana Face McJiggins April 21, 2009

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promise ring

Much like a handjob, it is somewhere between nothing or something

I gave her a promise ring

by Doug Baskims November 2, 2008

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Promise Keeper

One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.

My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.

by Good boy April 30, 2006

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promise ring

A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities

Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."

by JoNate F December 28, 2007

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promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

by HOSDOG January 6, 2009

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