"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010
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Tyrant: Yo big easy, why didn’t you come golfing yesterday?
Big Easy: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.
Tyrant: Just rub some neosporin on it and you should be fine.
Big Easy: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.
Tyrant: Just rub some neosporin on it and you should be fine.
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1. A male or female who prefers the sexual company of redheaded, pasty skinned partners over all others.
2. A person who seeks out gingers in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse.
2. A person who seeks out gingers in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse.
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1. A sex act between a man and a woman, which consists in hanging the woman to the ceiling using leather straps for the legs, engaging in rough coitus, beating the woman's rear end blue, letting go off the straps and finishing on her buttocks. Her strap marks represent the stripes, the buttocks the square and the splooge the stars of the flag of the land of freedom, hence the very appropriate name.
Note: The most ideal way to do it is to use exactly thirteen straps, commit the act against the partner's will and/or knowledge, and do it publicly, to brashly deny it afterwards. The woman, or passive partner, also has to be as light-skinned as possible.
At least four variations of this popular sex technique also exist:
The Liberal:
Giving the passive role to a man, the penetrative role to a woman, or both. Bonus points if it's also interracial.
The Conservative:
Shooting down the passive partner and burying the evidence. Bonus points if everything takes place in the cheapest Roadside Motel avaliable and no condoms are used.
Raising the Flag:
Just as the act is finished, stick a pole no less long than a broomstick on the passive partner's mouth. Actually raising the flagpole high above and saluting a possibly inexistant crowd is optional. Overdoing it may however turn the whole thing into a conservative, so be careful.
The Veteran's Day Homage:
Giving your girlfriend/wife to a real veteran for the purpose of this act.
1. A sex act between a man and a woman, which consists in hanging the woman to the ceiling using leather straps for the legs, engaging in rough coitus, beating the woman's rear end blue, letting go off the straps and finishing on her buttocks. Her strap marks represent the stripes, the buttocks the square and the splooge the stars of the flag of the land of freedom, hence the very appropriate name.
Note: The most ideal way to do it is to use exactly thirteen straps, commit the act against the partner's will and/or knowledge, and do it publicly, to brashly deny it afterwards. The woman, or passive partner, also has to be as light-skinned as possible.
At least four variations of this popular sex technique also exist:
The Liberal:
Giving the passive role to a man, the penetrative role to a woman, or both. Bonus points if it's also interracial.
The Conservative:
Shooting down the passive partner and burying the evidence. Bonus points if everything takes place in the cheapest Roadside Motel avaliable and no condoms are used.
Raising the Flag:
Just as the act is finished, stick a pole no less long than a broomstick on the passive partner's mouth. Actually raising the flagpole high above and saluting a possibly inexistant crowd is optional. Overdoing it may however turn the whole thing into a conservative, so be careful.
The Veteran's Day Homage:
Giving your girlfriend/wife to a real veteran for the purpose of this act.
John A: I gave a good American Pounding to Jazznellie last night.
John B: I have always dreamed of doing that shit! How was it??
John A: Son, It was glorious.
John B: I have always dreamed of doing that shit! How was it??
John A: Son, It was glorious.
by SHITCOCK October 11, 2014
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by C Bob September 5, 2014
Get the Tokyo Poutine mug.The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.
Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.
Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.
Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.
Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.
#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.
#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
by Poser Shot Caller December 1, 2010
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