Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible

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Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...

Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

as many as possible

as many
as possible

both players discard as many as possible from their hand

by anonymous August 31, 2022

Mission Possible

A realistic name for the Mission Impossible series.

Mark: Did you see the new Mission Impossible movie.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Is it possible to be a cat from a different universe?

No

is it possible to be a cat from a different universe?, no.

by Wane Durban May 31, 2022

Deny if Possible

A phrase your neighbor advises you to use when you are caught by your spouse with your pants down with the above mentioned neighbor.

“Fuck, fuck! Stop!”

“What’s wrong with it?!”

“She’s home!”

“Deny if possible.”

“You’re busted assholes.” - Doorbell camera

by freshprinceofsteveforest April 18, 2023

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???

I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?

by QuacksO April 30, 2023