Found on Portuguese males thick nappy pussy like hair, that maintains the same style no matter what kind of hair cut you get. It tends to puff and curl back on the front.
Joao: Hey Miguel check out Pedro
Miguel: Pedro? ohh, the kid with the Portuguese afro!
Joao: seu caralho, ya him!
Miguel: Pedro? ohh, the kid with the Portuguese afro!
Joao: seu caralho, ya him!
by ohandre March 21, 2008
A few times a year you can throw away anything at all and the garbagemen have to pick it up. (Televisions, ladders, mattresses, etc.) Portuguese Christmas refers to the time of year where people who dig around in the garbage look for "treasure".
by Praetorius August 02, 2006
(Noun) used to describe some idiot who works too hard with minimal outcome for his/her efforts. working long hours, no sleep, no money. just living a dumb ass life.
by theben86 October 18, 2009
Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.
John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet
by omfg1337 October 14, 2006
During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"
I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
by theguyswhoknowseverything September 01, 2017
The act of a Portuguese man/women spending a feral night with a large red haired Canadian man/women.
by Wacky tacky July 28, 2022