Popcorn Muscles

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."

Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."

by wakka_wakka March 22, 2009

popcorn pimp

1) A wannabe pimp
2) A pimp with maybe one or two in his stable. Makes a crummy living.

There are too many popcorn pimps on my block.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

happy popcorn

This is a sick invention created by some dude in an ecstasy lab who put ecstasy-induced butter on popcorn. Popcorn covered with this deliciously arousing condiment is called happy popcorn.

Dude, bro. Is this happy popcorn? cuz this bowl feels soooo goooood...

by Confucious Raptor December 21, 2008

popcorn movie

a summer action flick, not monumental, a good waste of time

Van Helsing was such a popcorn movie.

by Mandy May 21, 2004

popcorn feet

When your feet smell like the heavy butter put atop popcorn . Usually caused by sweat ,new shocks and old shoes. Not to be mistaken for popcorn foot.

Are you making a bag of extra movie butter popcorn ,or do you have popcorn feet.

Don't take off your shoes, last time you had popcorn feet!

by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007

popcorn thread

In an internet forum, this is when somebody posts something either highly controversial or just plain ignorant or stupid in a forum thread, or willfully derails a thread, thus inviting other forum posters to make all the return cheap shots and scornful insults they at the poster making the remark or post for being ridiculous, asinine, or beyond the pale.

"After he posted that crazy remark about race, he just turned this into a popcorn thread

by MTJ78257 August 11, 2014

elevator popcorn

When you let out a long, silent fart in a crowded elevator. You wait until the elevator door closes and then say, "Hey, does anyone smell popcorn?" You smile as you hear everyone in the elevator inhale through their nostrils in unison.

Goofy: "Hey, Mick-- Garsh, what's so funny?"
Mickey: "Huh, huh! I was riding in an elevator full of people and served up some hot, Elevator Popcorn!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 19, 2018