Played

When someone shows interest in you but is really giving you false hints to play with your emotions. Leading you on only to friendzone tyou.

Felicia: Wdul?
Dequan: You duh
Felicia: I have a boyfriend though
Dequan: Bitch ass you told me you loved me. Smh you played me.

by anon4you December 24, 2016

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Planet Earth

The poor little planet that has to suffer from the actions that us humans do every day

Poor planet Earth, has to suffer from the disease

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

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player way

The only way to go...Improper use of the commonly used phrase " playerway "...Inspired by Playerway Entertainment

I don't take left or rights boi I go the player way...

by Playerway Entertainment December 17, 2011

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Planet Awesome

A place where only the coolest of cool people come from. You must be of extremely high intellect, as well as mental & physical beauty to reside here.

Him: "You broads are all the same!"
Her: "Not me! I'm from Planet Awesome."

by Founder of Planet Awesome July 8, 2009

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when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.

I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!

by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010

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planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.

Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.

by cokemidget March 31, 2017

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