pitted

a way of dying in surfing as surfers would say but really its when your so completely oblivious to life you surf over any other sport

wait....

i mean when your gay

Normal person: "Hey evan want to get pitted?"

Evan(Aka surfer bro):"Fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!"

by Esc Silly MisterMgoo August 5, 2010

pit

the combination of pee and shit together.....so when you have to pee and poop at the same time.

Man I really have to pit.
man i just pit my pants.

by rarararahahaha March 7, 2008

Pitted

An adjective for a woman whose uterus has been removed.

Guy 1: Bro what if she gets pregnant?
Guy 2: She’s pitted bro, I don’t gotta worry about no baby.

by UbanQueen September 24, 2019

Pitted

To ramble about off-topic subjects during sales calls, offering vague answers that require others to jump in and frieburger the situation before it gets out of hand.

"Man, I just wanted an answer, but that guy pitted me for about 10 minutes."

by Dick Editor December 9, 2008

pit

The high school parking lot in Alton, IL. The word is even recognized as a location name by the local newspaper.

"Someone backed into my car in the pit."

by Dot January 4, 2005

pit

Pimpette in Training.

Emily's pit trainer is Ashley.

by Jessica November 12, 2003

pit

slang for body odor, usually used when the offending person isnt of the opposite sex.

1) dude, you smell like pit!

2) man, it smells like pit in here!

by Dave September 27, 2003