Pippi

is presumed dead not left-handed once could spell the aviation alphabet backwards reasonably speedy however not in a car because she cannot drive also cannot do a cartwheel used to convince boys she was herobrine only sings on the gotdamn fifth harmony instead of the octave kinda tall surprised constantly labrador energy

"why would anyone name their child after pippi longstocking" "idk"

by hauntedalligator October 15, 2020

Pippi

is presumed dead not left-handed was once able to spell the aviation alphabet backwards reasonably speedy but not in a car because she cannot drive also she cannot cartwheel used to convince boys she was herobrine has been hit by a car kinda tall constantly surprised labrador energy

"why would anyone name their kid after pippi longstocking" "idk"

by hauntedalligator October 15, 2020

Pippi Dildo

When you're a majestic faggot who drinks Svedka, smoke twistes, and pass out on the floor. You are also the king of the faggots.

His name is Pippi Dildo and he's is king of the faggots

by WAT1111 December 12, 2021

Pippi Dicksucking

An insult used towards an effeminate man who you don’t like. Usually used in a roasting scenario or when you’re standing up for yourself towards this lame individual.

Roaster: “Pippi Longstocking? More like Pippi Dicksucking!”

by Twunk102 November 29, 2025

Pippi

Austrian slang for penis

Schau, dea hod foi den kloan pippi

by DaedalusSerpens June 6, 2023