period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

Period

A natural cycle that occurs within the female body every 26-30 days. Each month, an egg travels from the ovaries into the uterus, waiting for fertilisation. A lining of blood, tissue and mucus is built up during the month as a support for a embryo. If the egg is not fertilised, the linging will break down and, along with egg, will be flushed out the vagina for a duration of 3-9 days.
Bloating, cramping and mood-swings are sings of PMS/PMT.

'I got my first period today.'

by deranged January 1, 2006

Period

A monthly dose of bitch

Guy: Hey
Girl: DONT FUCK WITH ME I'M ON MY PERIOD

by crazylady112 March 20, 2011

period

that miracle time of the month ~ for the gal pal woman hood 'round the world. or that red curse that makes your fucking life a pain. and that ruby gunk that colides with your emotional roller coaster. either way its apart of a chick's life.

Not tonite i got my period you ass.

by Cherry Popper Know It All June 23, 2006

period

That thing your girlfriend gets so you can't play video games while she's at your house

God dammit. My girlfriend got her period and now I can't play on X-Box Live

by Tommy Vancouver August 21, 2009

Period

1) a way to know your not pregnant

2) Uterus is mad that it doesn’t hmget a baby so it bleed every moth for a week

Person 1:” Why are you celebrating”
Person on period:” I’M ON MY PERIOD”

Person 1: “Why are you crying over nothing”
Person on period: “ I got my period last night”

by XXXTENATCION July 1, 2018

Period

Your uterus gets a special notice? What's this? A visitor is coming?
Your uterus decides to decorate, because dang, this is a important visitor. Weeks pass. He thinks he's done a mighty fine job. But what.? No one shows

Your uterus, the party host, goes on a rampage and tears everything down and he's really angry.

Welcome to your period

Girl: hey I'm on my period
Other girl: me too..
Girl: cycle sisters

by Turtle tea July 6, 2018