let me see your peacock cock

Let me see your twig and berries.

Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.

by Tree Lumber Cucumber July 12, 2017

peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004

Paedolicious

When a girl, around the legal age of consentual sex but possibly not, is deemed to be do-able.

"Jim's daughter is so fine..."
"Is she 16/18 (eg) yet?"
"I dunno, but she is paedolicious for sure"

by J Spaceman December 8, 2007

Peadofile

A person who likes peas. And when you bite them, their insides squirt.

01:22 guest7215436: blake your a peadofile

by SquirtHurts August 15, 2009

padooka

period shits a woman gets once a month

"I have my period and I have to shit... ugh I hate padookas."

by lizmell January 20, 2008

paedo

Short for paedophile. Abuser of children.

"I heard his dad was a dirty paedo"

by gramsci July 24, 2003

O.A.Paedo

The opposite of a paedophile. A person younger than the age of 16, who fancies someone who is over the age of consent.

Person 1: Gary's 14, but he likes OLDER women.
Person 2: Well then, he's an O.A.Paedo.

by Wrayman May 25, 2009