Peacock

1. Large bird

2. A male extremity comenly known as a dick or penis

1. That peacock is really pretty.

2. I would love to see his peacock

by Lilo_AND_stitch June 26, 2016

Peacock

A peacock is essentially a small dick; a dick the size of a pea.

"So how was the sex last night?"
"Disapointing, he was a total peacock and I couldn't feel anything!"

by chickenhater October 2, 2012

gay peacock

A combination of facts that do not actually have a high correlation of meaning or significance. Nonsense. Crap.

The mechanism for stimulating chemoreceptors by low oxygen is not well understood. There are glomus cells that connect to nerve endings directly. The cells may be sensing oxygen concentrations. Then again they may not. That is a gay peacock.

by dave213 September 28, 2006

Peacock's Tail

Adj.-something done purely to get chicks
(like the fact that Peacock's have long beautiful tails purely to get laid).

Confused Freshman (staring at hug course bulletin): What class should I take?

Experienced Senior: Yo man, you should take French-It's such a Peacock's Tail. You'll be boning hot girls in no time.

Confused Freshman: You are wearing such a tight pants-you have a huge moose knuckle.

Experienced Senior: No worries. It is a Peacock's tail.

by orangepotiron April 23, 2009

Peacocked

Being sent dick pics unsolicited on social media.

Some guy just peacocked me on facebook.

by VocalARRR July 2, 2016

Kirsty Peacock

A fun, down to earth girl who loves to party but is not to much of a rebel. Kirsty Peacocks are usually caring and a good friend. But they do not take any crap from anyone! Be warned! If you have done something bad to her she will never forget it!

Kirsty Peacocks are intelligent and are hard workers but they have a sense of humor and can take a joke.

oh your such a good friend, a real Kirsty Peacock!

by loopyloo3938 July 7, 2011

peecock

A cock peeing or a cock that needs to pee real bad.

If you choke your chicken when you're about to pee, then you're choking your peecock.

by Tin Kle April 12, 2005