male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 30, 2024

Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.

Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."

by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023

dark pattern

dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.

it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!

by WhamBros November 30, 2023

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

Styling my pattern

1) the action of annoying someone

You’re styling my pattern man!

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022