pasty pic

tiddy pic with no nipples!

Grace! I appreciate the pasty pic you sent last night. I hope Jamie isn't offered...after all I didn't see any nipples.

by Yahn Galinovsky April 11, 2021

pasty slapper

A pasty slapper is a person who will hit a person in school and ask for a fight but as soon as he is threatened he will run away and tell a teacher.

Josh you fucking pasty slapper get here now so i can beat your ass.

by Pasty__slapper January 11, 2018

pasty bastard

Looking like john king especially during the winter time

John is the pastiest bastard i have ever seen in my life.

by sudak sudam January 22, 2005

pasty face

An individual, typically male, whose facial features are generally rounded and ill-defined. The skin is pale and frequently clammy in appearance; the eyes are droopy, the lips pudgy, and jawline is nonexistent.

Guy 1: "Check out that pasty face!"

Guy 2: "Gross, dude. He's a chimo for sure."

by creepsicles November 22, 2011

pasty ass white boi

PASTY ASS WHITE BOI FROM MINESVILLE WHO AINT GOT NO BACK OR A JOKE TO LIVE On

Steven AKA the MINESVILLIAN

by giggidy October 8, 2004

pasty fuck

A sexual activity with a hot pastry or an extremely pale human being

"Do you think Ash puts his dick in a large Cornish?"

"Wouldn't put it past him, but with his spunk coloured complexion Cobb's definitely a pasty fuck"

by Bearded Cunt December 8, 2015

pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016