Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

by Duff Duff Mc Duff July 22, 2008

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Dirty Pasty

Using a gently warmed Gregg's Steak Bake as an ersatz fleshlight

I ordered two steak bakes from Gregg's; one for eating, and one for a dirty pasty.

by Yekki's mum November 16, 2020

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clown's pastie

An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.

Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie

by Loopydave December 17, 2018

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Pasty-wank

When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.

I walked into the kitchen the other day and caught Charlie Sheen having a pasty-wank!

by Vernonthecomplicated October 31, 2017

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The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex May 15, 2011

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