Fruit Packet

Gay or Homosexual. Mostly anyone can be a fruit packet,even if they aren't gay.
"That guy is such a fruit packet!"
"I know, he hugs on guys every day!"
by C.T.M April 24, 2008
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Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.
Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.
by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010
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Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form
The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!
by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021
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packet pussy

womans bad dream, best wish, and wildest fan
packet pussy-plastic vagina,
by Dakota S July 24, 2006
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mustard packet

I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet
by Joel the VI August 26, 2016
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packet of three

a speed ball, the heroin is wrapped in one packet, the cocaine is wrapped in the second packet, and they are wrapped together with a rectangular paper "junky fold", with one end fitting into another.
"You got the stuff on you?"
"Yeah, I got it planted, in a junky fold, a packet of three"
(credited to William S. Burroughs)
by clarie April 24, 2008
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Pleasure Packet

A small packet made to hold cocaine. Made from the packets straws come in at fast food restraunts. You take the end of a straw packet, slip in some coke, and twist the end. It as a flawed way of carrying cocaine is it usually spills in your pocket.

Pleasure packets are mainly used by posers trying to seem cool. Only middle schoolers and high schoolers would make them, because those are the only cases where people would try to seem cool by talking about drugs.
Russel is that a Pleasure Packet? You are such a poser. I feel embarrased just to be talking to you
by superspecialawesomeburger November 7, 2010
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