telling yourself that the outcome of a situation will undoubtedly be pleasant; when knowing that the truth is that it will not, so that your artificial smile and laughter will not and cannot be undistinguished between true and false. ultimately living a "happy" and "carefree" lifestyle that many people envy, not knowing that you are as miserable as they are. you just dont show it in public as they do. your glass has water in it. whether it is half full or half empty doesnt matter, but there's water in it and it's constantly getting filled and consumed
by Jeremy Beck February 12, 2008
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Oh hellllll no, there’s no way I’d smash Taylor unless the world was ending. She’s an end of the world option for damnnnnn sure.
by Kendy3000 June 28, 2020
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an option, is a male or female who is viewed by another person as someone they would like to have sex with, this is based purely on the physical appearance and is rarely acted upon, but often fantasized about.if sex is had with an "option" they loose their status, and become fling's or sex buddies.more than one option can be considered at one time i don't have "potentials" i have options.
when two people flirt outrageously and connect on a purely physical level, they can be viewed as the one of the others "options" - wow hes so hot - dibs as my option!
by esmerelda darkeagle October 12, 2010
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Get the optime amica mug.1. Often used to describe a specific nerd who seems to have a nerdgasm at the sight of Optimus Prime can easily be found in a crowd by screaming approval to the fictional being.
2. Usually yells and cries during the best parts of a transformer movie and all fight scenes.
2. Usually yells and cries during the best parts of a transformer movie and all fight scenes.
1. Transformers 2 would have been the shit if that Optimus Queer would have shut the fuck up during the movie fag.
by TH3 UNNAM3D June 30, 2009
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Get the optionistic mug.Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
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