[ONS]

ONS simply means one night stand.

Usually used by the male population.

Yeah me and that girl had a ons lastnight, she was awesome.

by ANT81 September 17, 2005

The One

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she has the best personality, she is down to earth, she is super smart, she is very athletic, super kind, and yeah she really is that beautiful. She is the most amazing girl you meet, and whoever she ends up is the luckiest guy you know. She is the best thing that could happen to anyone!

Alexandra Bennett is The One, and Iker Aperribay would do anything for her<3

by Mr.Original1 December 18, 2012

The One

Jesus Christ

I am saved through God's Grace, in that He sent Jesus Christ, The One whom was prophecied about, to die for me.

by Marty June 17, 2003

not the one

When a certain circumstance is most inconvenient or insufferable.

“My dog got hit by a car yesterday”
Reply: “Ooo... that is not the one!”

by E-Lou May 31, 2019

one of

A part of a group or a subunit of a larger unit

One of the things that kill poor people is poverty

by Pffm8 January 26, 2019

There was one

in the movie Stripes, Cruiser talks about why he enlisted in the Army.

Cruiser: "Well I thought I would enlist before I got drafted."

Sgt. Hulka: "Son there is no draft anymore."

Cruiser's response: "There was one?"

by rek40 August 19, 2011

one and one and one is three

Really pointless Beatles lyric from "Come Together"

One and one and one is three!

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by Lily_of_Geeks August 29, 2009