porcelain throne

Comes from the appearance of praying when lurched over the toilet when extremely drunk and hung over. Another phrase used is porcelain gods.

She's still in the bathroom, hanging over the porcelain throne. Or, Praying to the porcelain gods.

by haymaz April 22, 2004

claim the throne

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit

The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"

by CaptCouch May 23, 2016

Stone Throne

A Stone Throne is a throne made of stone, the ultimate stoning seat.

Durham is the best place to be stoned I have ever been it has mad bridges and a stone throne a stones throw away whose back is gargoyle faces.

by Joe Czucha November 11, 2003

Royal Throne

When a female sits on her male counter-part's face and then proceeds to give a foot-job while being eaten out.

Sam laid on the ground while Jenny gave him a royal throne.

by KentuckySlick September 29, 2010

game of throning

When family members have sex, better known as incest.

My cousins had a baby, totally game of throning it.

by taggerung32 May 22, 2013

Game of Thrones

The show my family won shut the fuck up about.

My Mom: The new episode of Game of Thrones is on tonight!
Me: What the fuck is the big whoop about Game of Thrones!
Mom: Everything
Me: Kill me

by Icy_Pototato April 23, 2019

throne of lightning

A sexual act. Begin by having sex seated while on the toilet. While engaged in this act take a shit... when you feel yourself about ready to cum pick your partner up off you and force their head down into the toilet, now filled with your shit, expect a violent reaction, and then inject their ass, or vagina, with your load

Heather was fucking pissed when she got the throne of lightning

by Pan Satyr June 09, 2007