A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.
Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."
by chumglobharold March 19, 2024
Get the Chooba La Chum Globmug. 
It's when you pull your dick out of a bitch's ass and you got a snag of shit on your dick and then you Wacker right in the center of the forehead and the mark it leaves is what's called a fudge glob.
"Look at that awesome tattoo Jess has on her on her forehead! " "No, that's not a tattoo she got fudge globbed"!
by Daryl4real March 13, 2023
Get the Fudge Globmug. by HITNOKAT August 12, 2015
Get the Glob dropmug. a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)
by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023
Get the glibbity globmug. “Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂
by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 9, 2022
Get the glob snobmug. Glob is a person is just an absolute loser! They are stupid, weird and obsessed with shit music! But Globs do have good characteristics as well, they are truly the most amazing people in the world, they are great even if they don’t know it, but they should. Globs also have good and bad features as well, they walk funny like a horse and gallop when they are excited, they take up lots of room in every situation and roar like a Wookiee when they poo and get distracted easily when watching Star Wars! But they have the most beautiful eyes and the best face and just everything else except the roaring is amazing. If you find yourself a glob don’t lose it because they are hard to find.
by The realest Giraffe August 16, 2022
Get the Globmug.