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Glob

A MASSIVE amount of marijuana extract, in other words: a fat ass dab!
Tom woke up this morning, busted out the rig, and took a big ass glob
by Tkart May 26, 2018
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goofy glob

the best and strongest and sexiest producer on the planet
boy: sogie tape was fire i love goofy glob
girl: *takes off clothes*
by sanjayisherenow June 20, 2023
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Glob Head

One addicted to Globbing

Can also turn into a Glob Knob
Hey buddies being a real glob head lately
by Two Blunt November 18, 2018
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Groblos Glob

a fat, glob - like toad
The groblos glob sank into the mud.
by BucketHead3334 October 3, 2022
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Juice glob

Glob can mean anything and everything but is mostly funny in a sexual since specifically when you replace it with the butt,or,ass,or butt hole.
Man she was flossing her juice glob on my marklark all nite it was so hot.
by Funkymasterballzdeep October 15, 2025
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African Glob

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body
I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me
by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025
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Glob

Glob is a person is just an absolute loser! They are stupid, weird and obsessed with shit music! But Globs do have good characteristics as well, they are truly the most amazing people in the world, they are great even if they don’t know it, but they should. Globs also have good and bad features as well, they walk funny like a horse and gallop when they are excited, they take up lots of room in every situation and roar like a Wookiee when they poo and get distracted easily when watching Star Wars! But they have the most beautiful eyes and the best face and just everything else except the roaring is amazing. If you find yourself a glob don’t lose it because they are hard to find.
by The realest Giraffe August 16, 2022
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