break one off

To do #2 in the toilet

I need to go and break one off.

by M.Yo December 23, 2003

snapping one off

endulging in one's penis

ray hurt his shoulder in the shower when he slipped snapping one off.

by big sing August 9, 2006

run one off

To masturbate, usually referring to guys only. The term is used when a guy has the urge to whack it after seeing a hot girl.

I was dancing with this hot chick at the club, but I didn't go home with her. When I got home, I was so horny that I had to run one off.

by RexGibson March 6, 2004

rub one off

To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis

Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off

by Tim Case October 16, 2003

Rub one off

Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.

Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019

trap one off

Step 1: fill up the tub just enough so your nob is out of the water.

Step 2: catch a fly and rip his wings off.

Step 3: stick the fly on the end of your prick.

Flies don't like water so he will just walk around the tip of your dick

Go home tonight and Trap one off. I did it this weekend. Felt amazing. Yet another thing to cross off the bucket list.

by Qbaybay October 11, 2013

Tie One Off

The act of having sexual intercourse.

If my date goes well, I plan to tie one off.

by Chumpbuster January 23, 2009