Joke

Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.

"It was just a joke!"

by nethcev! August 26, 2006

joke on

a male with a laughably small penis even when erect

Girl we was good to go but that nigga had a joke on!

Did you check joel in his boxers this morning? Ha what a joke on!

by dstacks August 19, 2009

joking

someone trying to say choking and they say joking instead of choking on accident. so if they say joking in a strange way they are probably choking.

by C0ry Of THe w00tnEss September 28, 2003

joke

Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.

Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.

by yes juanito yes January 15, 2015

Jokes

Can be used as a replacement for "just kidding" or as a replacement for "funny". Usually used by suburban kids.

Kid #1: "Yo did you see that girls hair it was so jokes man"
Kid #2: "I'd totally tap that... lol jokes!"

Usage:
Kid #1 = "Funny"
Kid # 2 = "Just kidding"

by ZKills December 25, 2008

Joke

Woman's rights

It's not really a joke.

by Danio Phantamo March 14, 2009

joke

A joke defines a topic that people regard as funny, entertaining and makes them smile.

Warning ⚠️:
- When telling a joke make sure you do not insult the Islam.

Otherwise you will find yourself immediately at another place.

Reference:
- Islamic Rescue Mission of Charlie Hebdo

For example take this joke which is not the way to go when surrounded by Islamists:

What does a women wearing a burqa do with facetime?

She started an anomymous call.

by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018