The Norwegian Army every winter invites the coolest American soldiers to train with them in cross country skiing and avoiding the yellow snow. Even if you miss the person, wearing a reindeer sweater won't bring them back any sooner.
I was going to give my friend a massage but then the Norwegian Exchange came along and gave me some hairy dude named Hans.
by humanvue March 3, 2011
Get the Norwegian Exchangemug. When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.
No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."
by OzzyDoesThings January 12, 2021
Get the Norwegian Nutcrackermug. The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020
Get the Norwegian Piratemug. When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.
by Jethro_Bob May 23, 2013
Get the Norwegian Nutstompmug. Used in the Beatles album named "Rubber Soul"
It is assumed that the girl's house being sung about is made of Norwegian Wood.
It is assumed that the girl's house being sung about is made of Norwegian Wood.
by Michael "Zippy" Warncke May 23, 2004
Get the Norwegian woodmug. by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
Get the Norwegian Carwashmug. by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006
Get the Norwegian Snowglobemug.