Norwegian Activity

Gay ass sex between two males

We were engaging in Norwegian Activity before the teacher walked in.

by Japanese Ladyboy November 30, 2020

Norwegian Nutcracker

When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.

No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.

"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."

by OzzyDoesThings January 12, 2021

Norwegian Nutstomp

When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.

Jon Norwegian nutstomped Jaden so hard that, sadly, he had to get his testacles amputated.

by Jethro_Bob May 23, 2013

Norwegian wood

Used in the Beatles album named "Rubber Soul"
It is assumed that the girl's house being sung about is made of Norwegian Wood.

Isn't it good, Norwegian wood.

by Michael "Zippy" Warncke May 23, 2004

Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.

I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

Norwegian Snowglobe

When you blow into a girl's mouth then shake her head around like a globe.

Susie was all dizzy after I gave her a Norwegian Snowglobe.

by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006

Greedy Norwegian

The act of getting a cheap prostitute to shave your gooch and when she's half way through, you shit on her face.

I gave her a greedy norwegian last night.

by SquishMitten4 November 2, 2006