A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?
I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
Get the Universal Nocturnal Blindness Diseasemug. by Devin1234sex May 12, 2016
Get the nocturnal dreammug. action to do anything at night impulsively like tattooing yourself, get lost on YouTube, get a manicure at 3am, shave your brows, cut your hair
Clementine is doing a manicure at 3am, she is in crisis of Nocturnal Disconnected and sensless activities (NDSA)
by QueenNeptune December 11, 2018
Get the Nocturnal Disconnected and Sensless Activities (NDSA)mug. Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out
by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out July 22, 2025
Get the Nocturnal Shopping™mug. The act of masturbating while crying when your partner refuses to have sex with you in the middle of the night, then cumming on her butt cheeks. The act if commonly followed by throwing a towel at her and saying “clean yourself up you disgust me”.
by GP69a October 11, 2025
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by Cepic69 June 13, 2023
Get the nocturnal gypsymug. When 3 friends get super zoinked and have a grand dance circle without questioning it and/or realizing what they’re doing
by ForSheezyMan July 21, 2018
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