Noobsaki

(Noob-sak-ee)

1. an insult used to imply someone is a Noob but it is many times more fun to say

2. a sack of Noobs, the plural of noobsack

"this kid is definitely a Noobsaki" "who is this Noobsaki?"
or ... "that was as bad as a Noobsaki with, like, a lot of Noobs in it"
"man, I'm so hungry i could eat a whole Noobsaki (cannibals only)"

by Liam Gank October 28, 2009

nobber

Someone who should be backhanded for being a dick

What the fuck was the nobber playing at

by jim jimlyjimson June 13, 2007

Nobblecock

Nobblecock: when one grabs the stem of the penis so hard that the bellend swells up and turns red like a balloon.

When i was in the shower i strangled my penis and the bellend went red, it looked like a nobblecock.

I love choking my girlfriend with my nobblecock.

I bet that kid has a dirty nobblecock.

by Nobblecock January 13, 2010

cob nobbler

n: Loser

From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.

That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.

by Electrorocket May 29, 2009

nobber

Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.

What did you do that for? You nobber.

by Col April 23, 2004

Nobby

Adjective meaning ratchet, ugly, and all around ew.

Bruh did you see that bitch with her nobby ass hair?

by DrakeWillEatYourAss November 7, 2018

because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.

Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*

by *insert middle finger here* June 22, 2006