hairline

A part of your body that determines whether you get fucked in life or not.

Jordan: Yo bro you seen my clean ass hairline
Alex: sheesh you gonna get fucked today
Jordan: pause

by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 3, 2021

Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years

Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

by A White Negro May 27, 2023

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

Hairline

Something you don’t have

Your hairline is a McDonald’s sign

by Digbickbo October 23, 2019

Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022

Hairline Malfunction

Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen

Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean

Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction

by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017

Hairline-ist

Where someone makes fun of your hairline

"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"

"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"

by urmum124 April 20, 2022