Indian Skip

When cutting in line, asking a person if you can skip them, but instead of cutting in front of the person, they allow you to stand behind them.

"Hey, can I skip you?"
"No, but you can Indian Skip me."

by Princess Layla October 11, 2011

Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

Skipping a Can

The act of hiding a cool, refreshing alcoholic beverage, having failed to consume such a treat during predrinks, in a concealed, secluded location whilst one visits some respectable establishment, wherein said beverage is forbidden, for the purpose of future collection and consumption.

i.e. stashing a few brewskies from predrinks somewhere they'll be safe while you head to a pub/club, so you can grab them on the way back out for afters.

Term derived from the initial act of skippage taking place in some mouldy skip on Camden Street.

"Oi Fiachra, we skipping a can behind that bin before we bop Whelan's?"
"Aye."

by Peanuts Baker February 26, 2018

skip dick

Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"

Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad

by TheGuyThatKnows July 8, 2016

skip town

1. To quickly leave a city/neighborhood when confronted with a hostile situation.

2. To avoid a rival gang or enemy by leaving a city/neighborhood unannounced.

3. To move to another city/neighborhood when your house/crib gets shot up by a rival gang.

Yo Dawg! Tyrese just got out of Prison! You best skip town guy!

by J DIDZ September 1, 2006

skip song

A song that you frequently skip; Any song that you press "Next" whenever it comes on

John: Why do you have all these crappy songs? They're just skip songs.
Billy: I dont know...I will delete them now.

by Tyler Feddersen July 31, 2007

skip over

Avoid dealing with something, moving on to other subjects which are usually less easier to apprehend or tedious

When reading books, I usually skip over introductions and acclaims

by samonbiaou May 31, 2006