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I'd smite that

An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).
*hot guy walks past*
"Ooh, I'd smite that!" *suggestive eyebrows*
by drawnmusic December 9, 2008
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I'd Hit it

the #1 way in the world to get bitchslapped by a woman
Sakura: Naruto, do I look hot or what?
Naruto: I'd hit it.
(Sakura punches Naruto)
Tsunade: I taught her everything I know.

from Konoha Park 2
by sB129 March 16, 2008
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I'd yiff that

Vernacular, used by furries, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that person, while we're both wearing fur suits."
"Look at that fursuit, I'd yiff that."

"Stick a tail on her, and I'd so yiff that."

"That chicks a Foxx, I'd yiff that."
by Confusion May 13, 2006
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I'd Fap That

Similar to "I'd tap that"
Used to indicate that you would fap to what you are talking about, acknowledging that you have no chance of getting with that person.
guy1: "damn, check that girl out."
guy2: "no way man, she's way outta your league."
guy1: "I know, but still I'd fap that."
by hi im stratton November 30, 2011
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I'd skype that

Similar to the term "I'd tap that", but used only in cases when you will never see the person you would tap again because they are going back home to a different country.
John: Man that chick from Spain is hot! I'd fuck her any day!

James: Yeah man, I'd skype that!
by skyper10 November 5, 2009
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I'd hit it

a cliche term used on fark.com forums in describing the sexual desirability of someone.
by plorqk February 11, 2005
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I'd tap that

British way to agree. (The opposite of "Baaaaaa" when in disagreement)
"Now, all in favor for passing the Harry Potter Owns Twilight act -"

Numerous bangings on desks to show approval

"Alright, I guess I'd tap that"
by TheHarryPotterNinja April 19, 2010
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