An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).
by drawnmusic December 9, 2008

Sakura: Naruto, do I look hot or what?
Naruto: I'd hit it.
(Sakura punches Naruto)
Tsunade: I taught her everything I know.
from Konoha Park 2
Naruto: I'd hit it.
(Sakura punches Naruto)
Tsunade: I taught her everything I know.
from Konoha Park 2
by sB129 March 16, 2008

Vernacular, used by furries, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that person, while we're both wearing fur suits."
"Look at that fursuit, I'd yiff that."
"Stick a tail on her, and I'd so yiff that."
"That chicks a Foxx, I'd yiff that."
"Stick a tail on her, and I'd so yiff that."
"That chicks a Foxx, I'd yiff that."
by Confusion May 13, 2006

Similar to "I'd tap that"
Used to indicate that you would fap to what you are talking about, acknowledging that you have no chance of getting with that person.
Used to indicate that you would fap to what you are talking about, acknowledging that you have no chance of getting with that person.
guy1: "damn, check that girl out."
guy2: "no way man, she's way outta your league."
guy1: "I know, but still I'd fap that."
guy2: "no way man, she's way outta your league."
guy1: "I know, but still I'd fap that."
by hi im stratton November 30, 2011

Similar to the term "I'd tap that", but used only in cases when you will never see the person you would tap again because they are going back home to a different country.
by skyper10 November 5, 2009

Lindsay Lohan, I'd hit it.
by plorqk February 11, 2005

"Now, all in favor for passing the Harry Potter Owns Twilight act -"
Numerous bangings on desks to show approval
"Alright, I guess I'd tap that"
Numerous bangings on desks to show approval
"Alright, I guess I'd tap that"
by TheHarryPotterNinja April 19, 2010
